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Today i will tell you a story. About how the day April fools day was born. Want to learn how? Read the next paragraph


Once upon a time there was a war going on. It was a war against the Nerds Vs. Geeks. It was april. The Geeks set up a trap for the Nerds to fall into. So they wrote them a letter and made the adress fake by writing in it Yu Gi Oh Fanz.

Nerd Leader : Okay nerds we got a email from the yugioh fan club. Lets go! Maybe we can get some f*ckin god cards to start kikin butt.
Nerd commander: i dont know... i wanted to go to the pokemon one instead...
Nerd Leader and troops: STFU NERD!!
Nerd Commander : Fine god dammit les get them foo's.

Meanwhile at geek squad....

Geek leader: Hey guys the nerds are coming to the yu gi oh fan club which is us! Get your guns ready geeks.
Geek commander: Fck this *Commits suicide *
Geek troops : Omfgwtfbbq!
Geek leader: Well screw that kid he's fat. Any ways get ready the nerds might bring some plastic star wars toys. You got to watch out for those,geeks. Wear pocket protectors at all times.
Geek Troops: Okay geek. * all puts on the i am not a nerd badge *


Back at nerdy nerds Head quarters....


Nerd leader: Time to go Nerds. 8 o clock. Just incase they dont give us god cards, lets bring our Star wars toys!!!!
*Troops Bring Plastic Lightsabers*
*all start walking to Yugioh fan club*


Geek leader : Okay they are all coming. Every have guns ready?
Geek troops: Yes Sir!
Geek Leader: okay they are here


*Nerds arrive at geek squad hoping for god cards*

Nerd Leader: Wtf this isnt the Yu gi oh fan club.......Its the Geek squad
Nerd commander: i TOLD YOU THE POKEMON ONE WAS BETTER! I WANTED LUGIA T_T
Nerd troops: STFU NERD
Nerd leader: Okay we will have to fight them...

* Street Fighter music *


*Start kikin nuby @ss*

*Couple hrs later*

Geeks: Hahaha We Pwn you nerds!!!
Nerd Leader: Omfg these guys....... ARE USING HAX!!!!
Geeks: Heck yea we are nerds
*Geek leader points a gun to Nerd leader's Head*
Geek Leader: April fools Mother F*cker!
*Shoots*

And that was how April fools was born. I KNOW it was cheap way but it is very very true. The Nerd Leader Lived But his team died except for the commander.
The geeks just kiked ass.


So the Question is.... WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON!!!!!! Nerds? Or geeks?

I CHOOSE NERDS!!
I dont understand a sentence of it or the meaning of the story._. April fools?
>.> Steriod moments i Had to let it out xP The birth of april fools was kinda cheap. all that happened was that the geeks tricked the nerds into coming since they were having a war....
how bored were you?
A lot. I thought of it during class... nothing better to do besides Language arts is boring
whaha lmfao XD i like nerds, theyre funny! lol! >_<
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