12-25-2007, 05:50 PM
This "fanfic" is more of a practice on writing diary with brain death.
Don't mind me.It is not that In-no-cent anyway.
Spelling mistake are normal here,to show how retarded is this.
Let's say in this case Perne is dim but got a good vocab.
In other words,this is not that entertaining.
Who is Leo?It doesn't matter,he is here for me.*poke*See?He is real!!!
===Chapter 1===
Perne's Crazy Diary....Or is it?
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====December,26,2005====
Weeeeee!Today Leo took me to the N-O-T-I-C-E server!I don't need to go to cheer for Leo at that server full of sticky dancer!Wheeeeee!I found out that Leo got really bad spelling though.His ID card got Novice on his level instead of Notice o__0
V-I-E:Notice server sell much more tastier ice cream <3
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====December,28,2005====
Today Leo joined something called a Guild called Go-Audition!Gamingnerd told me that this Guild want its member to visit Audition everyday.But we are already living in Audition!o__0
I also met this really cool girl called Hanako-chan ^__^
She looked at me,waved hands and sang,then gave me a pretty barbie-shaped serving of Ice Cream to me and told me I don't have to go to Audition School anymore because she gave me a tutorial!
I heard school is a pretty dangerous place with big bad monsters and filled with torture times called "lessons".Hanako-chan must be very cool if she can save people from having to endure this scary place!(Leo tell me I should use "Hell".yay,new words!)
V-I-E:That Pretty man-shaped serving of Ice_Cream ran away before I can eat it!Maybe he is the Gingerbread Man Reborn from these fairy tales?
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====December,29,2005====
Leo told me to stay at home because he is going to hunt some N-P-C with other Notices and this activity is dangerous.What is dangerous,anyway?If Leo doesn't want me to go then it must be fun!
Leo is packing his backpack now.I think I might goes lurking and follow him : D Hanako-chan come to home today and told me hunting NPC are like Slow Write and Awaken Beauty teams up and beat up the bad Queen for their friends.
Except the Queen won't go down so easily and Leo can buy more Ice Cream for me if he sucess.Guess I will go too : D
V-I-E:That Big serving of Ice_cream told me not to bite him and lick him,and he is a friend of Hanako-chan.So I didn't eat him.I wonder why he doesn't melt under such heavy sun.He told me I should call her Ice_Cream.Weird name.
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====December,30,2005====
Super secret must win battle plan:
1.Walk to that Spining NPC dressed in Red clothes.
2.Say hi.
3.Smile sweetly and innocently.
4.Knock him out with boxes of Strawberry flavored Ice Cream then have Hanako-chan spin(she suggested that) then throw Ice_Cream-chan at him and keep stabbing his mouth with Ice_Cream hand to choke him.
V-I-E:Shhhhh!*obtaining permission to stab others with Ice's hand >__<*
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To be countined.......
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FAQ
<1>.Wtf is V-I-E?
A.Very Important Event.
<2> Slow Write!?
A.Snow White.
<3> This story is retarded and so does its author.Why did you write this!?
A.Because I got Brain Rot and need some excerise for my Brain.
<4> Spinning NPC dressed in Red?
A.Eh...Redspin.
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Don't mind me.It is not that In-no-cent anyway.
Spelling mistake are normal here,to show how retarded is this.
Let's say in this case Perne is dim but got a good vocab.
In other words,this is not that entertaining.
Who is Leo?It doesn't matter,he is here for me.*poke*See?He is real!!!
===Chapter 1===
Perne's Crazy Diary....Or is it?
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====December,26,2005====
Weeeeee!Today Leo took me to the N-O-T-I-C-E server!I don't need to go to cheer for Leo at that server full of sticky dancer!Wheeeeee!I found out that Leo got really bad spelling though.His ID card got Novice on his level instead of Notice o__0
V-I-E:Notice server sell much more tastier ice cream <3
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====December,28,2005====
Today Leo joined something called a Guild called Go-Audition!Gamingnerd told me that this Guild want its member to visit Audition everyday.But we are already living in Audition!o__0
I also met this really cool girl called Hanako-chan ^__^
She looked at me,waved hands and sang,then gave me a pretty barbie-shaped serving of Ice Cream to me and told me I don't have to go to Audition School anymore because she gave me a tutorial!
I heard school is a pretty dangerous place with big bad monsters and filled with torture times called "lessons".Hanako-chan must be very cool if she can save people from having to endure this scary place!(Leo tell me I should use "Hell".yay,new words!)
V-I-E:That Pretty man-shaped serving of Ice_Cream ran away before I can eat it!Maybe he is the Gingerbread Man Reborn from these fairy tales?
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====December,29,2005====
Leo told me to stay at home because he is going to hunt some N-P-C with other Notices and this activity is dangerous.What is dangerous,anyway?If Leo doesn't want me to go then it must be fun!
Leo is packing his backpack now.I think I might goes lurking and follow him : D Hanako-chan come to home today and told me hunting NPC are like Slow Write and Awaken Beauty teams up and beat up the bad Queen for their friends.
Except the Queen won't go down so easily and Leo can buy more Ice Cream for me if he sucess.Guess I will go too : D
V-I-E:That Big serving of Ice_cream told me not to bite him and lick him,and he is a friend of Hanako-chan.So I didn't eat him.I wonder why he doesn't melt under such heavy sun.He told me I should call her Ice_Cream.Weird name.
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====December,30,2005====
Super secret must win battle plan:
1.Walk to that Spining NPC dressed in Red clothes.
2.Say hi.
3.Smile sweetly and innocently.
4.Knock him out with boxes of Strawberry flavored Ice Cream then have Hanako-chan spin(she suggested that) then throw Ice_Cream-chan at him and keep stabbing his mouth with Ice_Cream hand to choke him.
V-I-E:Shhhhh!*obtaining permission to stab others with Ice's hand >__<*
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To be countined.......
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FAQ
<1>.Wtf is V-I-E?
A.Very Important Event.
<2> Slow Write!?
A.Snow White.
<3> This story is retarded and so does its author.Why did you write this!?
A.Because I got Brain Rot and need some excerise for my Brain.
<4> Spinning NPC dressed in Red?
A.Eh...Redspin.
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