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granted, he posts craploads of nonsense, never to stop...

i wish i were more muscular, juz the amount i wan

granted! you lose intelligence for every mascular points you have...

i hope someday, people would notice me.. ^,...,^

granted...you wore a hotdog mascot in the street...100 stares a second

=X

i wish i owned the world bank

granted... and it was robbed by the most famous theif... ME!

i wish i got all of your wealth!

granted...u were a big fat philantropist who went to Africa everyday! whee...flies your monehhh!

I wish every food I ate had 0 calories and 0 trans fat..

granted.... but it contains estrogen... and after a couple of weeks... you acted like a good lady...


i wish i could see you wear those skirts!

granted...I was Scottish *plays the bagpipes into ilovejonam's ears, Scotland the Brave!*



I wish you wish that they all wished that I had a wish about you wishing that they wished that there was no more wishes to wish about wishes that half come true.

guys on skirts! ewwwww. no offense meant...


granted... they wished all wished that wishes would be come 25 percent true!!!

i wish for world peace.... (i can't think of anything else <_< )

granted...the world was at peace...too peaceful in fact...nobody else lived but you...

I wish for my stammering in presentations would stop...(genuine wish)

granted... you got help from ME! (genuine answer)

i wish DJ would gain a lot of self confidence...

granted........................................
just granted..................................

i wish someone would post something else in the story game...i'm working on narrating it for youtube.

Granted! i will post, "THE END"

i wish it would stop raining!

Granted...you have to write it down with the Pen of Destiny...but the Pen of Destiny has a life of its own...

I wish we had Pangya emoticons added to the current emoticons here...

granted... we have only can display emoticons and not texts...

i wish to wish the wish you wish and hope the hope you hope...