08-22-2008, 10:09 AM
Once upon a time in my backyard , a sausage fairy had given me a mystical Rock-Paper-Scissors hack. So I pwned everyone. Then I returned to my old master and asked him if I was a man. He then said, "Well, I wish I had breasts, but apparently, you are the one with the exotic single breast that mysteriously spits out honey-golden Smurfs!" I then thought about how I used to watch Smurfs when I was about five years old and was a purple M&M who slayed the "punk"-kid clique. Upon recalling this, I decided buy a packet of M&M and toss them at Television Superstar: Paul Simon. He once called me a singer who sang like William Hung by an octopus tentacle while eating a giant sandwich and kicking his dog. But he's just an idiotic, miserable man who secretly plans to fill the world with Green Jello because it is a good substitute for crack, almost as good as deodorant, but before he could start, he died.
The exact same incident happened when Squaresoft had games that were really childish, just like god intended Squaresoft's games to be crummy and gay, so I had no choice but to go on a killing-spree with an old blunt lionheart, that only does 1 damage. So I went to the place where I once saw that had a very nice little weird and scary bunny. The place was jam-packed full with lots of pink bunnies! So I just had to grab a hammer and smash every single bunny in sight.
With my vengence taken out upon the bunnies, I merrily continued upon my way upon which a giant pink fluffy bunny of doom appeared in front of me. It then spoke and said, "I'm going to kill every human on Earth and destroy every Kingdom Hearts game!" After hearing this, the KH-fans began to vomit in disgust. The KH-fans had risen an unavoidable revolution that was against King Koopa and his minions. So the KH fans decided to stop being KH-fans and became pokemon fans for life.
"Yay! We can become POKEGROUPIES!", The people shouted, "We are Pokemon Masters! We gunna catch all the pokemon in the world!" And so, the celebration of the new opening taco bell was at hand. I ordered a taco and some fries, but before I could eat my cell phone started to ring so I had to answer; hello? Who are you? "i said then the person answered... "i am your evil, cute talking hamburger to take over the pokémon world! But first, you really have to know that i'm not as evil as the imp i put in your underwear yesterday. Then now the pokemon world has become a stupid, weird place to be then now they're all wondering what to do. So they dress up in girl prom dresses with a huge bum ( butt) that bounces everywhere. Then they started to go to the gun shop and buy bazookas and blast all pokémon that are trying to do world domination! It was a normal day in Hong Kong until the gAU HACKERS ATTACKED!!! They destroyed every player except the pros. So the pros went on to stop them but theycould not perfect as much n got ninja'd n robbed.
Their clothes were stolen from evil baby show characters. So , they are naked, but the magical mad cow and the magical black sheep and duck are running franticly around looking for bomberman to explode the evil pairs of underwear. So then Bomberman arrived and said ''You Son of a gun! I hate you and I'm going to kiss you to death!" meanwhile a giant blimp had bombed bomberman and the kiss was discontinued when Sol Badguy arrive somewhere in the middle of nowhere land, then I put my poo in a bag which suddenly leaked. Thereafter, Bomberman exploded in his face, thus make him disapear.
So Noobs and Pros unite and they make themselves into a royal rumble between them and the evil psycho came after them to deliver them the message that would solve this all, he looked at them and said "Make way for the GM!
Then GM and MJ Appears. All middle-earth bow to greet Sora the girl with Flames and DJ the Bass Guy and they kill everything and do the MJ dance and make everyone melt as subjects. They wished DJ Happy Birthday then they puke like hell an army of Su-34s attack with huge laser blasts that destroy its enemies into ashes that Zerds from StarCraft 2 and Flippy joined the party thus resulting in a bloody mix of pastrami and ketchup. Stem saw the bloody mix and puked on Sasu but next poster didn't know what hit him (residue of puke). So he said, " OMGWTFBBQHAX! LMAO!" before the monsoon set in and washed away the residue on the Airport with Shorty and Kitty-N. The jokers were shocked and sprayed on the wall and Pander dances very HORRIBLE but FireBert saw, stopped him, so everyone could play hello kitty online which was terribly populated by bored terrorists hiding from Bush and we joined them since we all hate Bush for being a war criminal. Then, Air Gear fanatics geared up for Leonidas said 'THIS IS SPARTA'!. The whole crowd was silenced and ninja-wizards came out to announce that they have finished moving bowels at home and wedding rings for everyone, but then they realized that the Yankees were losing! When Tomoko became a Templar, she made Ja-Pan number 56 after baking,all ate it & it's gone in 60 seconds. After they ate it, they chewed matcha and spat at an ant which was trying to audition for "A Bug's Life II". The ant failed though, because the ant splattered and cries "Mommy, buey tah han ah! gu pun si ah!" (Hokkien for "Mommy, I can't take it anymore! Even a cow can die ah!") So a roach came next saying "mountain people, mountain sea." Chinglish for I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. Nobody understand him so the roach went to Malibu to cool off but then
The exact same incident happened when Squaresoft had games that were really childish, just like god intended Squaresoft's games to be crummy and gay, so I had no choice but to go on a killing-spree with an old blunt lionheart, that only does 1 damage. So I went to the place where I once saw that had a very nice little weird and scary bunny. The place was jam-packed full with lots of pink bunnies! So I just had to grab a hammer and smash every single bunny in sight.
With my vengence taken out upon the bunnies, I merrily continued upon my way upon which a giant pink fluffy bunny of doom appeared in front of me. It then spoke and said, "I'm going to kill every human on Earth and destroy every Kingdom Hearts game!" After hearing this, the KH-fans began to vomit in disgust. The KH-fans had risen an unavoidable revolution that was against King Koopa and his minions. So the KH fans decided to stop being KH-fans and became pokemon fans for life.
"Yay! We can become POKEGROUPIES!", The people shouted, "We are Pokemon Masters! We gunna catch all the pokemon in the world!" And so, the celebration of the new opening taco bell was at hand. I ordered a taco and some fries, but before I could eat my cell phone started to ring so I had to answer; hello? Who are you? "i said then the person answered... "i am your evil, cute talking hamburger to take over the pokémon world! But first, you really have to know that i'm not as evil as the imp i put in your underwear yesterday. Then now the pokemon world has become a stupid, weird place to be then now they're all wondering what to do. So they dress up in girl prom dresses with a huge bum ( butt) that bounces everywhere. Then they started to go to the gun shop and buy bazookas and blast all pokémon that are trying to do world domination! It was a normal day in Hong Kong until the gAU HACKERS ATTACKED!!! They destroyed every player except the pros. So the pros went on to stop them but theycould not perfect as much n got ninja'd n robbed.
Their clothes were stolen from evil baby show characters. So , they are naked, but the magical mad cow and the magical black sheep and duck are running franticly around looking for bomberman to explode the evil pairs of underwear. So then Bomberman arrived and said ''You Son of a gun! I hate you and I'm going to kiss you to death!" meanwhile a giant blimp had bombed bomberman and the kiss was discontinued when Sol Badguy arrive somewhere in the middle of nowhere land, then I put my poo in a bag which suddenly leaked. Thereafter, Bomberman exploded in his face, thus make him disapear.
So Noobs and Pros unite and they make themselves into a royal rumble between them and the evil psycho came after them to deliver them the message that would solve this all, he looked at them and said "Make way for the GM!
Then GM and MJ Appears. All middle-earth bow to greet Sora the girl with Flames and DJ the Bass Guy and they kill everything and do the MJ dance and make everyone melt as subjects. They wished DJ Happy Birthday then they puke like hell an army of Su-34s attack with huge laser blasts that destroy its enemies into ashes that Zerds from StarCraft 2 and Flippy joined the party thus resulting in a bloody mix of pastrami and ketchup. Stem saw the bloody mix and puked on Sasu but next poster didn't know what hit him (residue of puke). So he said, " OMGWTFBBQHAX! LMAO!" before the monsoon set in and washed away the residue on the Airport with Shorty and Kitty-N. The jokers were shocked and sprayed on the wall and Pander dances very HORRIBLE but FireBert saw, stopped him, so everyone could play hello kitty online which was terribly populated by bored terrorists hiding from Bush and we joined them since we all hate Bush for being a war criminal. Then, Air Gear fanatics geared up for Leonidas said 'THIS IS SPARTA'!. The whole crowd was silenced and ninja-wizards came out to announce that they have finished moving bowels at home and wedding rings for everyone, but then they realized that the Yankees were losing! When Tomoko became a Templar, she made Ja-Pan number 56 after baking,all ate it & it's gone in 60 seconds. After they ate it, they chewed matcha and spat at an ant which was trying to audition for "A Bug's Life II". The ant failed though, because the ant splattered and cries "Mommy, buey tah han ah! gu pun si ah!" (Hokkien for "Mommy, I can't take it anymore! Even a cow can die ah!") So a roach came next saying "mountain people, mountain sea." Chinglish for I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. Nobody understand him so the roach went to Malibu to cool off but then