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1. The first thing you do everytime you wake up, is to turn on the computer and go into the game.

2. The first thing you do when you get back from work / school, is to turn on the computer and go into the game.

3. You upload songs from audition into your mp3 / radio / cd player and listen to them when you're not playing.

4. You hear " perfect / great / cool / bad / miss " in the background when you're listening to the music even though you're not playing.

5. When your mum nags at you for playing audition, you type " /BL User MUM "

6. For every non-audition music you listen to, you'll try to compare it to one of the songs in audition.

7. Everytime you feel dizzy, you try pressing F2 to focus your vision.

8. When you go to the nearest shop to buy something, you ask the shopkeeper " how much den for this ? "

9. You keep clicking on the 'cash' button in the game every few minutes, hoping you can access it by luck and buy some items which no one else can.

10. Everytime you see people dance on the street or on tv, you laugh and think to yourself you are so much better because you always get 1st in your games.

11. You secretly try some audition dance moves at home, in your own room.

12. You suddenly have an immense urge to learn dancing.

13. You join the dance club in school or you sign up for a dance course outside.

14. Everytime you see some guy topless, you think to yourself " omg, this guy is freaking rich, he bought the tough guy look " O_O

15. You look at your ranking every few minutes to check if you've risen further up the board.

16. Whenever the bus / train comes late, the word " LAG " appears in your mind every few seconds.

17. When you enter a lift, and someone ask you which level you're going to, you tell them your level in audition.

18. You wriggle your fingers at work / school.

19. Everytime u see someone you dislike in real life, you try double left clicking on him.

20. Whenever someone taunts / makes fun of you, you scream " I CAN PLAY AND PERFECT ON UMAW, CAN YOU ? "

21. You don't eat / sleep / shower / go toilet until you've level up.

22. Everytime you hear a slow music being played on radio, you scream " NO MORE SLOW BPM SONGS AHHHHHHHHHHH "

23. Everytime something goes wrong in real life, you blame lag.

24. You dream of playing audition when you're sleeping.

25. Whenever you're short on cash in real life, you gather a group of 5 ppl and try to NPC.

26. You rather play audition then pay attention to whats happening in real life.

27. Your favourite songs are all from audition.

28. You do nonsensical stuff like what I'm doing right now.


Just something for you guys to read, i'll add more soon, feel free to give me more ideas ^^
I'll just add a short (lame) one:

29. When you see Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, you mutter something about hacks and/or being worth nothing.
30. When you play DDR and dont see beat city. :lol:
31. When you breakdance on doubles on DDR (Light)
:lol: faifai! haha good work it kept me laughing for a while xD
32. You lost the school Spelling Bee for spelling 'jewelry' j-e-w-e-l-l-e-r-y.

33. You lose the relay-race and your excuse is the timing window on the stopwatch was off.

34. You meet somsone born in January of 91 and you say 'Nihao', expecting to say 'nihao^^'.

35. During P.E. you get on the side of the court and start dancing, wondering why no one is countering but assuming the people staring at you are just 'observing'.

36. You tell people of the opposite gender to get on the other side of the court because you're going to turn them into penguins.

37. You ask someone to dance at the prom and try to outdance the couple next to you by getting more hearts.

38. You figure you lost against the couple next to you and you ask them if they got enough hearts to get married.

39. Your family is planning on moving and when your friends ask where you say "to kAU. It lags too much here."

40. You take your driver's test and you ask the teacher if it's okay to 8k during the test, since you'll get more points.

All I could think of for now :lol:
Roffles, I love them all. Keep it up. xD
41. When your Girlfriend offer you to dance at her prom and you give her Audition's url...

42. When you see michael jackson on tv and say "This guy is really good at audition... He can beat 5 of us easy!"
43. upload a clip of me doing an x13 on youtube
<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ja26_k10j4" target="_blank">http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ja26_k10j4</a>
nice man ^^ what was your score after that?
almost 600k, had like 589k
heres a better view of it
<a href="http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1OH7H516T9HN51RKXYVOB46FXE" target="_blank">http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1OH7H51...N51RKXYVOB46FXE</a>

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43. Your real life name starts with a C, ends in an S, and rhymes with Boss....
<!--QuoteBegin-Gamingnerd+Mar 28 2006, 08:35 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gamingnerd 4 Mar 28 2006, 08:35 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 43. Your real life name starts with a C, ends in an S, and rhymes with Boss.... <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
What kind of a name is Coss?

YOU HAVE AN UGLY NAME. >:[
y u think they call them COSplayers??
...Holy s***

44. You actually understand just why the hell that's such a big achievement, considering as how 13 straight perfects in any other music game is no big achievement.

45. You also understand at least 95% of the other jokes in this topic
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