Audition Global

*sniffs Saki-sama's location*
*tracks her down and hugs her as a sign og welcome to the house*

^^

*pokes about the fridge sleepily*
*warms up something in the microwave*
*gobbles it up*
*watches youtube anime*

*stands up*
*walks around*
*sits beside DJ*
*waits for nekosakura to arrive*

*gets up*
*looks outside*
*takes a 20 megapixel shot*
*uploads it on the picture battle*
*shows it to ilovejonam*
*waits for the mysterious nekosakura, whoever he/she is*

*gets up*
*goes to Picture batte*
*shows nothing in particular*
*hits Dj's head*
*opens Newbie Forum*
*points at NekoSakura's Thread*

*crickets*
*crow flies west to east*
*reloads a shotgun*
*fires at the Newbie forum*
*buries the thread*
*goes to sleep far far away*

*stares*
*sniffs*
*sighs*
*lock's doors of house*
*waits for this thread to be burried for all eternity and never to be opened again for the curse of ilove***** will burn you to death*

*peeks*
*hides*
*waits for the all-clear*
*tiptoes to the refrigerator*
*grabs a cheese sandwich*
*peeps out again*
*toasts it for 5 minutes in the conventional oven*
*Peeps out again and munches*
*plays some Korea Audition music*
*peeps out again*
*tiptoes back to the PC*
*puts a black screen in front of the next poster*
*shuts eyes and naps*

*opens eyes*
*kicks door open*
*sniffs DJ's sandwich to find him*
*gives him a hug*
*and like always, toss him out of the room*
*takes the PC for myself*

*ilovejonam stares at his screen*
*sees this:*

*sniggers to myself*
*runs to the bank*
*"jumps" into the safe*
*takes a sack full of money*
*"jumps" into his parallel universe and stays there till 4 posts later*

*stares*
*whistles to call DJ*
*opens a can of soda to celebrate the new goaudition.org*

*peers thru his own computer*
*looks at goaudition.org*
*sees that he can't edit his post in Quick Edit and only in Full Edit*
*sees that he can't have a longer signature and has to cut up so many things*
*reminisces the old goaudition.org*
*yawns and goes back to sleep*
*dreams of a better goaudition.org*

*stares at DJ's sig*
*LOL coz is now so short*
*feels pity for DJ*
*wakes DJ up to reality!*

*wakes up to reality and hollers*
*finds a wallet on the road*
*picks it up*
*stares inside blankly at the notes and cards inside*
*asks the next poster what to do with em*

*points to the lost and found section*
*signals to return the wallet but keep teh money!*