Audition Global

Basically this is a Fanfic about the crazy lives of our beloved NPC's, its nutty randomness so if your looking for a proper Fanfic ....maybe you shouldn't read xD
This is my first try since i'm crap at this kinda stuff

but if i've made spelling errors etc tell me...i love critics <3

thanks to proof readers, oh and my sis Pepsi~ her randomness and retardness inspires me haha xD

i'll add more chapters Hooni ftw ya?

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The sun was shining over the Audition Town and the birds were singing; not a cloud was in the beautiful blue sky, and any normal person would think it would be a relatively calm and sane day, However Hooni knew better …

"Good morning! Good Morning! Wake up! Wake UUUPP!" screeched a teddy-shaped alarm clock. It was 7AM at the Audition BP HQ and everyone was fast asleep, apart from Hooni--as the eldest of the NPC group, he preferred to be the first one up and ready before hell broke out, as it seemed to always do every morning.

Audition HQ was located at the heart of Audi Town. The building stood high and mighty above all buildings. It was white and gold and in the center of the entrance stood a huge statue of the Audition Battle Party chairman, Mr. Diego. The statue was feared by Posers and Boppers throughout Audition.

"Good morning!, Good Morn……".*Smaaack* "Bloody alarm clock." Hooni grumbled as he almost broke it. He couldn't cope in the mornings. He thought it was old age that made him so grumpy in the mornings, but then he realized looking after over ten hormone-cramped kids didn't really help either. Eventually the annoying ring stopped. At the end of his bed was his favorite outfit: a purple shirt decorated with red stripes (his favorite colors), his favorite Artisan jeans that could do with a good wash, and, of course, his signature hat and braces. His attire was nothing special--he got a lot of stick from the others about the way he dressed--but he didn't mind. Since he was turning 29 he didn't want to try to look like the young ones; he liked his old style. Besides, he was the "Daddy of NPCs" as they say, and when do dads ever dress cool…?

After getting dressed, Hooni was ready to start the day. "I suppose I should start with breakfast." Not only was Hooni the Daddy of NPCs, but he was a damn good cook too. He was always trying new recipes, and the kids went crazy for his tasty dishes. It was a change from all the junk food they ate while on the job. Cooking was Hooni's favorite past time when he wasn't being owned by 10 year-olds in the Battle Parties. After cooking up a buffet table-full of toast, bacon, eggs, and cakes, Hooni switched on the radio.

*Click* "Heeeeeeeeeeey! This is AudiJams FM! With me, your host, Coke! Yea that's right, ME! See Oh Kay E what does that spell people? COKE, THAT'S RIGHT! And we have a brilliant show today! We have exclusive interviews with some mega pros! Mega! Oh, and a competition where a lucky listener can win 100 thousand Den! You don't want to miss out on that! We are hip hop fresh from the bun bringing you beats to move your feet!"

Glaring at the radio, he wondered why he ever turned it on. He hated this radio station and the annoying host, but since Audition Town was a small community there were only 2 local radio stations and Poser FM was the worst…

"You want music people? I'll give you music! The best jam for the summer is right here, right now! Some of y'all will know this summer sizzler …here's Digital Soul!"*click*

Hooni's ears began to twitch as his favorite song began to play.
"Oh god.... I can't help myself.! Hooni gasped as he could feel his ass begin to shake; he couldn't control his body as it began to dance.

Immediately, Hooni jumped onto the breakfast table and started dancing like a mad man. Perfects started flashing above his head, x2 Perf BAM x5 perf. He was going mental, dancing like a hacker on a 180 bpm song. Eggs and bacon went flying, up the walls and windows but he couldn't stop dancing, the whole kitchen looked like a murder scene. Eventually the song came to an end.

"That was Digital Soul folks! And what a tune! I hope you guys enjoyed that cos I sure did! Yo pep! Roll the adverts! We will be back ASAP Yo" *click*

Hooni fell to the floor, clearly out of breath, huffing and puffing for air. As he regained his stamina, he slowly rose to his feet only to find a shocked-looking Casanova leaning on the kitchen doorway observing the mess.

"I say Hooni, you've really done it this time haven’t you?" This wasn't the first time this had happened. Hooni had always had a faulty program installed into him. Whenever his default song was played, he had to dance to it. It was uncontrollable, but at least this time it wasn’t so bad. Not like the time they played Digital Soul at a funeral…

"Don't start Cas." spat Hooni. "You know I'm programmed to dance whenever that song is played!!"

"Sure I know that," Casanova smirked. "but I'm not sure they programmed you to dance that badly."
Casanova was known as the "Pretty boy" of the NPCs. When he wasn't drowning himself in makeup, he was mocking Hooni and the others.

Grabbing a nearby towel, Hooni threw it at the smug looking Casanova.
"So, gonna give me a hand cleaning this up?"

"Sure thing old man, then maybe I can give you some good fashion advice too."

"Cheeky sod." Hooni mumbled, smiling. Sure, Casanova was an egotistic nut job but deep down he was a cool guy. Besides he was an NPC like him, and he was family.

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After the big clean up, Casanova and Hooni began to remake the breakfast table. Good thing they had a life time supply of cereal…Suddenly, there was a huge crash followed by a stampede of feet running down the hallway of Audi HQ…

"GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!" A screech could be heard as a red blob came storming through the hallway into the kitchen, rushing past Hooni and Casanova…nearly knocking them off their feet.

It was RedSpin--he stopped behind Hooni panting for breath, and his facial expression was a mix between fear and horror. Hooni, speechless, grabbed RedSpin from his rather Scruffy Red Cap and pushed him in front of him. This kid was stark naked! The only thing he was wearing was that damn cap. RedSpin loved that hat so much, he slept in it, bathed in it, and he wouldn't let his beloved hat out of his sight. It stunk so badly and it was covered in a variety of stains.

"What the hell is going on?! Why are you naked?! And what the bloody hell are you running from?!" Hooni was pissed, like his morning couldn't get any worse. RedSpin was the most hyperactive kid of them all. If any trouble was reaping, there was only one person to blame…RedSpin. "Well erm...….you see…she…sh-sh-sh-she's a demon! DUDE, SHE’S GONNA KILL ME!!" RedSpin begun to panic, still in Hooni's grip he began to struggle, flapping left to right like a helpless fish. Casanova was still in shock, his face bright red. He was blushing uncontrollably like he had never seen a naked guy before. "And who is ‘she’?" Hooni questioned. He already knew who it was since this kind of mayhem always happened between the two. They were always winding each other up.

"IT'S RAVEN; SHE IS ALWAYS PICKING ON ME!" RedSpin sobbed as Hooni let go of him. *sigh* Hooni shook his head as he grabbed the towel Casanova was using and threw it at RedSpin, who immediately used it to cover his manhood. RedSpin was the annoying one, always driving the other housemates mad! Sometimes he could be funny, but he always went too far with his jokes. The others thought that he just needed a girlfriend; he wasn’t a bad looking kid--he had many fan girls around Audition Town--but he was too busy being a badass to notice.

"Daddy Hooni, he is so full of lies!" a tiny squeaky voice said. It was Raven who appeared as if on cue. Raven was Hooni’s favorite housemate because she was just so darn cute! She was only 12 years old and Hooni loved looking after her; she was such a Daddy's girl and could get away with anything, unlike RedSpin, who was 8 years older than Raven, yet acted like a 12 year old and couldn't defend himself against little children.

Raven stood in the kitchen doorway in her black skull pajamas. She was blushing at the sight of RedSpin. Her eyes were big and emerald green, her hair was perfectly kept and at only 5ft. she seemed, well…harmless. She had an innocent look on her face that made everyone’s heart melt. As the youngest, she got all the grown-ups’ attention and she loved it.

Hooni smiled and winked at Raven as she ran into his arms, "Morning, Princess." he whispered as he hugged Raven, Raven giggled as she gave Hooni a peck on the cheek. "Oh please!" RedSpin snapped stamping his feet in anger. "She's a demon! She is evil! She's a bit…" "THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT!" Hooni smacked RedSpin upside the head, and he flinched, "Oww! Dude!"

"So what happened, my sweetie muffin?" Hooni did have a soft side to him, but only for Raven. She was like the daughter he never had and he worshipped the ground she walked on, which Raven usually used to her advantage to get everything she wanted.
"Daddy Hooni it was terrible! I was just walking past his room when I heard these funny noises! It sounded like he was in pain so I thought, maybe there was a big scary monster trying to gobble him up! But when I kicked the door down, I found RedSpin looking at a magazine naked! So I kicked him a few times…"

"Ooh my!!" Casanova said, and then he fainted.

The room fell silent as all eyes went on RedSpin, who was standing there helpless. He knew he was going to get the ass kicking of a lifetime but he had a plan. "Now…I know what you are all thinking…..but it wasn't like that…I was studying the anatomy of women…" Even he didn't believe the crap that was flowing from his lips, but he thought it was enough to save him.

The atmosphere in the room was tense, like a cowboy western before a dual. RedSpin wondered if they believed him, but he could tell by Hooni's face that he only had a few more minutes to live.

"Interesting." applauded a dark figure that appeared slowly into the kitchen. He was dressed in all black and wore dandy shoes, looking mysterious and very cool, and his eyes were covered by his hat. "Casanova?" the man said as he looked down at Casanova. Hooni let go of Raven and walked towards the man. "Leave him Jong Won, now isn't the time."

"Heh."

Jong Won didn't really say much, only when he had to, and one-liners seemed to be the only responses. Jong Won took a seat at the breakfast table and stared at RedSpin. "Fool." he mumbled as he began to pour a bowl of cereal.

No one really knew much about Jong Won, he didn’t have any family or many friends; he was the loner of the group but he was a hard worker. He was a strong NPC and his main focus was his job. Hooni respected Jon Won’s wishes to be left alone, but something about him worried Hooni…if only he knew what that thing was…

Jong Won's glare at RedSpin made him uneasy, as if looks could kill.
After what seemed like a lifetime of exchanging looks, RedSpin knew it was time to make a quick escape…

"Eeeek!!" RedSpin shrieked as he realized he was still standing naked with only a manky towel covering his pride! He ran out the room while cussing at Raven. "Hehehehe he is so silly Daddy Hooni!!" Hooni let out a giggle as he picked Raven up and placed her in a chair at the breakfast table.

Eventually Casanova came around, slowly rising to his feet; he grumbled and joined the others at the breakfast table…

i <3 your story its awsome and funny because its about npcs and you draw so good.
maybe you should enter your drawings into a contest.

thanks tazzy *hugs*

Coke Wrote:thanks tazzy *hugs*

-hugs back- i wish it was monday -cries- i miss everyone.

I liked it. Hilarity and randomness ftw~

Btw I edited out the errors and such for ya, there were still some in there~ :hoho:

I tried my best to not change the sentences and just added a lot of semicolons, dashes, and commas~. I'm a stickler when it comes to those and in English we learned to whore those xD.

but OMG, why fill my wittle head with images of Redspin nekkid and "exploring female anatomy?" ._.; He was my favorite NPC ever since gAU Dx <3<3<3~

And IMO the hottest. But ye know. < <;

I uploaded it for you x3 With the brackets still in it so you just have to copy and paste it into your post~ :whee:

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Thanks Rai! <3 i'm so useless at wrirting thats why i failed english lol

btw can you get it as a word doc (microsoft word) because i cant paste it from a txt document because the " and ' become these weird square characters [] <-- like that lol

Coke Wrote:Thanks Rai! <3 i'm so useless at wrirting thats why i failed english lol

btw can you get it as a word doc (microsoft word) because i cant paste it from a txt document because the " and ' become these weird square characters [] <-- like that lol

Lol crap~
I actually did it in Word but I pasted it in notepad cause I thought it'd be easier XD.

Just have to repaste it~

Here you go: <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/44433373/Coke_s_Fanfic.doc.html" target="_blank">http://rapidshare.com/files/44433373/Coke_s_Fanfic.doc.html</a>

*EDITED* thank you!! <3

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After breakfast, Audition HQ was as silent as a ghost train. Everyone had gone to the Battle Party Arena for their daily work shifts. The idea of battle parties was to take as much money as possible from helpless posers, boppers and clubbers alike, but obviously if they lost, they would lose beats. Each NPC had 1million beats each day, if they lost all those beats before the end of the day they would have to report to Diego for an ass kicking of a lifetime.

Fortunately for Hooni, it was his day off. Hooni loved being alone and spending time by himself. He could do anything he wanted without being disturbed. Hooni grinned to himself as he sat down with a nice cup of coffee and his favorite gossip magazine, “Audi Hot Shots!” the only magazine that wrote stories about the NPCs as if they were celebrities.

While flicking through the magazine, he spotted a picture of Diego posing and pointing to the sky, with a huge headline “The Skies the Limit. Become an NPC Today!” “Heh”, Hooni smirked. If only they knew how hard it really was. Hooni began to read the article.

Minutes, which felt like hours, past as Hooni closed the magazine, throwing his hat onto the floor he ran his fingers through his neatly kept brown hair.

“Hmmm this is getting boring.” he grumbled as he slouched into the sofa. The silence was starting to annoy Hooni. It had been ages since he had a day off work and he wasn’t used to having no one around to either shout at or smack. “Hmm I need some music before I go insane.”

*click*
“Goood Morning! Err. I mean Good Afternoon fellow Auditioners! This is POSER FM, with me…Pepsi!”

Hooni began to twitch as he listened to the host’s annoyingly, squeaky voice, it was better than silence of course, but it could be better. Why oh why were there only two radio stations in the whole town? And why did this host talk so much? He just wanted to listen to some music, as long as it wasn’t Digital Soul, like this morning.

*Shuffle* “Poser FM is the best place to be people! We hope you are enjoying your day! We have some fun for you all out there, first up Magic City…followed by more Magic City! Then maybe some Dj Unk then Magic city! So let’s get this party started!”
*click*

Hooni sat back down and began to tap his feet as Magic City began to play, he liked a bit of RnB every now and then, and it wasn’t like he had anything better to do. Just as he was getting comfortable, a knocking sound came from the front door. Hooni jumped up from his seat “Geeez who could that be?” It seemed strange for someone to be knocking at the door, the HQ had high security and all residents of the HQ had keys. Hooni grabbed his hat and started to make his way to the front door.

Mumbling and grumbling Hooni opened the door. To his surprise, it was a little boy. He looked the same age as Raven. He had spiky blue hair that stood tall on his rather large head. His face was innocent looking with big blue puppy eyes and a bashful grin; he looked very shy and kept his eyes to the floor.

“And you are...?” Hooni bent down so he could see the boy’s face a little.

“…” The boy looked scared and began to shake.

“Look kid, I don’t really have time for silly games…are you lost?”

“…”
“what level are you? What class are you? Poser? Bopper? Huh?

“…”

“Humph…stubborn, eh?” Hooni wondered what was up with the boy. He clearly looked lost and scared but wouldn’t even speak.

Hooni noticed a piece of scrunched up paper in the boys hand, he pointed to the boys hand and the boy gave the piece of paper to him. It read “To Hooni”, “huh?” Puzzled….he began to read.

“Dear Hooni,

Diego here! Look…I know you have a lot on your hands at the moment with the other kids, but you have one more! Isn’t he adorable! We already did a dance scan on him, he has NPC abilities! Be easy on the kid, he looks like he has been through a rough time. I found him abandoned in the lobby. He was too scared to tell me his name. Maybe my mask scared him…who knows. Look after him, and I’ll keep in touch.

You’re Boss,
Diego


“Oh great” Hooni scrunched the letter back up and took another look at the boy.
The boy looked up at Hooni then quickly looked back down again. “Hey, you don’t have to talk to me right now if you don’t want to.” he reassured, “Just come inside, this is your new home now, you can meet the others later.” Hooni took the boys hand and placed it into his, eventually the boy looked back up at Hooni, he stopped shaking and gripped his hand tightly. He felt safe.

Hooni smiled at the boy, but he knew this was going to be tough. The boy looked pretty scared and he knew something bad had happened, but for now, the main focus was to make sure he was ok.

“I bet you’re pretty hungry, huh?” Hooni said, as he led the boy into the kitchen. The boy nodded.

Hooni sat the boy down at the kitchen table and poured him a bowl of cereal left over from the morning, straight away the boy started to eat. “Wow you must be really hungry or you wouldn’t be slobbering like a pig.” the boy was too busy eating to listen to Hooni.

“I need to go into the other room to make a phone call, are you going to be alright here on your own?”

“…”

*Sigh* “I’ll take that as a yes then.” He slipped into the other room, while the boy carried on eating.

“Hello you have reached the Diego residence, I am the great master Diego how can I help you?”

“Diego quit joking around. What’s going on?!”

“Ahh Hooni. Nice to hear from you too”

“I’m not in the mood for jokes or sarcasm Diego! Tell me…why did you dump this kid on me?”

“I had no other choice! Did you not get the letter?”

“The letter doesn’t explain why it’s me you have dumped another kid on.”

“So what did you want me to do? Leave him in the lobby for anyone to take?”

“No that’s not what I meant. I…”

“Look after him Hooni. I’m counting on you.” *click*

“Bastard!” Hooni spat as he slammed the phone down. His day couldn’t get any worse. Not only did he have a rubbish morning, but now he had to baby sit a weird mute kid.

Applause!

Needs more R rated content.

just finished reading, already 3 chapters >:O
thats awesome xD. keep it up

LilSaint Wrote:just finished reading, already 3 chapters >:O
thats awesome xD. keep it up

thanks, i have 7 weeks off college....o.o' thats how bored i am lol

7 weeks in total, or 7 weeks since u started making chapters? XD my first year ended mid april...so i have about...18-19 weeks off LOL!!

anyway, i love getting to read these b4 u post em XD nice chapters~~

gawd! 18 weeks! you lucky ducky xD

V.I.P treatment for j00 <3